Sunday, March 8, 2009
HOLIDAYS
hai my exams are over only viva voice exam is remaining. and i will go to kerala on 30th march.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
THINK
WORRY
There are only two things to worry about: either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, there is nothing to worryabout, and if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: either you will get well or won’t. if you get well , there is nothing to worry about, but if you don’t you will have only two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about and if you go to hell, you will be so busy shaking hands that you will have no time to worry at all.
JOKES
(1) When I see my grandfather’s rifle, I feel like going out hunting in the jungle, but when I see his wooden leg, I changed my mind.
(2) Two ladies were discussing what they should wear to the club dance. “We are supposed to wear something to match our husband’s hair. I am going to wear black”, said one.
“Goodness”, gasped the other, “i don’t think I will go. My husband is bald”.
There are only two things to worry about: either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, there is nothing to worryabout, and if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: either you will get well or won’t. if you get well , there is nothing to worry about, but if you don’t you will have only two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about and if you go to hell, you will be so busy shaking hands that you will have no time to worry at all.
JOKES
(1) When I see my grandfather’s rifle, I feel like going out hunting in the jungle, but when I see his wooden leg, I changed my mind.
(2) Two ladies were discussing what they should wear to the club dance. “We are supposed to wear something to match our husband’s hair. I am going to wear black”, said one.
“Goodness”, gasped the other, “i don’t think I will go. My husband is bald”.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Saturday, December 27, 2008
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